Okay, first – yes I know I haven’t posted in an age. Some of us have been busy trying to keep our job and fending off the ever increasing influence of letters of the alphabet.

So I don’t get it. I’m sorry but I don’t.

Dan has let the bar boy make some stupid suggestion about using a knife as part of Monsters. We’ve been performing that song for years, why the hell would be change it now? It’s a pathetic nonsense. What the fuck does he know about cabaret? No talent. No idea about song craft or performance. And yet, apparently, he has opinions on stage weaponry and its uses to make things “edgy”. I think even Vee is tempted. Seriously!

Really!? I mean really!?